Movie Reviews
Film : The Exorcism of Emily Rose
Rating :

Laura Linney, Tom Wilkinson, Campbell Scott
dir. Scott Derrickson. 2005, Color.

This is one excellent exorcism you won’t want to miss!

Okay, okay, you got me. I was really busy so I didn’t end up seeing this one.

I did, however, make out with a girl at summercamp named Emily Rhodes. Therefore, I feel qualified to review this movie.

“The Excorcism of Emily Rose” is just shy of two hours long.

“It was pretty good,” declares a neighbor.

“The shit was like courtroom stuff half the movie and, like, wack horror exorcist type stuff the other half, you know?” raves one of my drug dealers.

In conclusion, why do people care what critics have to say? Who’s to tell me I’ll enjoy “Gosford Park” more than “House of Wax”?

Denzel Washington delivers his best performance to date.